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"There’s one thing about modeling: it doesn’t teach you to be a good brother. But being a..."

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 01:02:00 -0500

“There’s one thing about modeling: it doesn’t teach you to be a good brother. But being a good brother teaches you to be a better model.”

- Terrence Thibault in “Brother Models”

“Brother Models!” The Low Road - Season Deux:...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:55:30 -0500

“Brother Models!” The Low Road - Season Deux: Episode Five

The Low Road - Season Deux Finale: "Brother Models!"

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:54:30 -0500

Well, we done did it. Another season of our all original web-series, The Low Road, has been completed. Alter-egos Jackie and Emily returned to Vermont, spent a summer living in their ex-synchronized swim coach’s garage, exploited a Christian potluck, gained and became mentors, and learned the ins and outs of both feminism and online dating.

In the startling conclusion to this epic adventure of Season Deux, washed-up-stoner Coach Thibault receives a mysterious letter promising the fruition of his lifelong dream of coaching an Olympian. In pursuance of said dream, he reluctantly leaves Jackie and Emily in charge of his house as well as his recovering meth-addict brother, Wally.

The girls soon learn that Wally is not just another cranked out weirdo, but the shell of a man with a dark secret. When a stranger arrives in the night to reveal the truth, will Wally turn back to the meth-lab he’s built in his closet? Or will he finally face his past and help the girls get on their way to New York City and screenwriter stardom?

"I’m a little pooped myself. Between spotting those two rare goldfinches and that dead carrier..."

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:53:00 -0500

“I’m a little pooped myself. Between spotting those two rare goldfinches and that dead carrier pigeon - completing nearly two percent of James McNeill Whistler’s masterpiece, in puzzle form that is, and finding someone who enjoys two person charades as much as I do, I could hit the hay right now and it’s only six-thirty!”

- Roger Grub in “Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos Part Two”

“Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos Part Two”. The Low Road -...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:47:11 -0500

“Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos Part Two”. The Low Road - Season Deux: Episode Four

The Low Road - Season Deux : "Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos Part Two"

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:43:00 -0500

In this startling conclusion, Emily learns that raging feminists are not always what they seem. Later, Jackie’s attempt to disguise her fondness for food critic, Roger Grub, as feelings of lust instead of hunger, is exposed.

"You’re doing the right thing for women everywhere. Even the moon."

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:40:00 -0500

“You’re doing the right thing for women everywhere. Even the moon.”

- Pam De La Loca in “Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos Part One”

“Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos”. The Low Road - Season...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:36:12 -0500

“Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos”. The Low Road - Season Deux : Episode Three

The Low Road - Season Deux : "Hungry Hungry Hip-Hos Part One"

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:35:00 -0500

After a crippling breakup, Jackie opens her heart (and her stomach) to the dating scene, while a once sexist Emily ponders the true meaning of feminism.

"How am I supposed to know whether or not a couch is worth buying if I don’t get naked on it..."

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:32:00 -0500

“How am I supposed to know whether or not a couch is worth buying if I don’t get naked on it first?”

- Emily Greenstein in “Mentor Me Mental”

“Mentor Me Mental”. The Low Road - Season Deux:...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:28:00 -0500

“Mentor Me Mental”. The Low Road - Season Deux: Episode Two

The Low Road - Season Deux: "Mentor Me Mental"

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:27:33 -0500

Jackie shadows an Olympian in a pathetic attempt to beat her bike path rival while Emily takes on a gang of hoodlums.

"Or I could have a baby! They have to be our friends. This fertile womb is prime real estate for a..."

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:26:00 -0500

“Or I could have a baby! They have to be our friends. This fertile womb is prime real estate for a friend factory!”

- Jackie Farkas in “Eat, Pray, Mooch”

“Eat, Pray, Mooch”. The Low Road - Season...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:16:39 -0500

“Eat, Pray, Mooch”. The Low Road - Season Deux : Episode One

The Low Road - Season Deux: "Eat, Pray, Mooch"

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:15:21 -0500

After returning to the states, Jackie and Emily exploit a Christian potluck to fill the void of friends, family, and food in their lives.